Topical Rant

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. +
2. Drank alcohol. +
3. Cried when someone died. +
4. Been drunk. +
5. Had sex. +
6. Been to a concert. +
7. Gotten/given a handjob. +
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. +
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. +
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. +
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. +
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. +
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom. +
16. Cried at school. +
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. +
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. +
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. +

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. +
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. +
23. Kissed a stranger. +
24. Hugged a stranger. +
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. +
27. Gotten an x-ray. +
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party. +
30. Done serious drugs.

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.+
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. +
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn. +
38. Made porn….
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love. +

41. French kissed. +
42. Laughed so hard you cried. +
43. Cried yourself to sleep.+
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.+
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.+
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. +
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. +
50. Watched an animal die. +

51. Watched a person die. +
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. +
53. Pranked somebody. +
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.+
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.+
57. Dressed punk. +
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.+
60. Been to a motocross race.

61. Avoided somebody.+
62. Been stalked. +
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. +
66. Ridden a horse.+
67. Cut yourself.+
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party. +

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched/hit a guy in the balls. +
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.+
77. Babysat. +
78. Been to another country. +
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.+
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. +
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. +
85. Sat on your butt all day. +
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. +
87. Had a job. +
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. +
90. Danced like a whore. +

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. +
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. +
95. Raped somebody. (metaphorically, of course. XD)
96. Danced in the rain. +
97. Been rejected.+
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.(metaphorically, again. XD)